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if i was coach i'd go home and google "dragonslayer"

Written: 06:05 on May 16, 2009  |  By: johnny  |  MORE…
I just had a boneless chicken wing from KFC, it’s kind of weird because I think it is mostly just a chicken finger.

On the chicken winger (see what I did there) note, I one day pray for a microwave that equally heats everything.

The has been a week of season finale’s for me, don’t read any further if you watch any of the following shows: LOST, HOUSE, Survivor.

For one, I thought LOST ended on a rather predictable note. I mean, we all KNEW the H-bomb was gonna go off, ending the season with it going off was weak, real weak. But all in all I thought it was a good ending to the season all other things considered. I’m 100% sure that Jacob (or is it jakob) is not actually dead, he has planned for this with that latino girl who leads those guys carrying dead john locke around.

HOUSE ended sweetly, man, I totally thought he did cuddy.

I’m pumped Coach finally got voted off, but he was entertaining if nothing else, I admire anyone who can compulsively lie so well and constantly. I wonder if JT will retaliate against Stephen for the pseudo-blindside.

The blue jays are somehow holding onto the AL East lead. God they’re getting my hopes up and it’s not a good thing.

I don’t normally watch boxing (read as don’t ever watch) but it is on my tv right now and I always wonder, who is losing matches if EVERYONE is 27-6 or 28-2 or 45-8. Someone must have a losing record how come we never see this guy.
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who is this guy?

Written: 00:59 on May 11, 2009  |  By: johnny  |  MORE…
I’ve recently begun thinking about going back to school, though I’m wondering what I should take. I would like to take Computer Science because I’ve always had a passing interest in programming, I’m just wondering whether it would translate to an education. I could also finish my math degree, but I’m not sure if I’m smart enough for that because that Linear Algebra II class in my last year of University kicked my ass.

It’s probably because I never went though because it was at 8:30 in the morning and University takes place during the winter months.

Even when at home in his lazing around shorts and t-shirt my dad tucks his shirt in…isn’t that more uncomfortable than leaving it untucked?

At work lately I’ve been so bored and they block so many sites on the internet that I’ve pretty much given up…then I rediscovered I’d say maybe one in ten sites interests me, but I click them all just to kill time.

If I had a lot of money and wanted to build a tourist attraction that I would actually be proud of I think I would build a house made entirely out of lego. Not just the house but everything inside would be made of lego as well. Do you think the roof would leak? Or you could layer it properly enough to not. Would it shatter in the cold?

[19:39] <@anthony> It wouldn't leak if you used the big sheet pieces as your roof

An excellent idea. Just like shingles.

My slo-pitch season has started for the summer, we’ve played two games and I think I’ve injured my shoulder somehow. I dunno what I’ve done, it’s still mobile but right below my collarbone is killing me. I’m worried the muscle might be torn off. One of my not so good habits is when I think something is wrong with my body I google the symptoms trying to find out what is wrong. Google tells me I have a rotator cuff tear, the only problem is, I don’t match any of the symptoms. I continue to play baseball though. I aspire to be Manny Ramirez.

I’m amazed at how often people update their twitter sometimes, I’m lucky if I get to mine once every 2 weeks.

I really enjoy the books by this Canadian author. If you like anything fantasy in books, I suggest you read them. To be honest, Steve Erikson is probably some of the best fantasy I have ever read, and I’m not saying that as a boasting Canadian.
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