an open letter to today's television.
Fuck you:
- American Idol
- America's Next Top Model
- Project Runway
- House
- 24
- Nip/Tuck
- The Hills
- Grey's Anatomy
- Heroes
- Lost
- Survivor season three hundred and eighty
- Oh fuck it, unless you are: HGTV, History Channel, TLC, Discovery, Comedy Central, CNN Headline News, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama, Monk, or a fraction of Adult Swim — please go away.
Tags: TV
comments
We love comments at dovka. In fact, we take these comments and put them into a big stew. They're so full of internetty goodness that they keep us full up until lunchtime.
Everything else doesn't matter.
Also, I'm not in Europe. I think Family Guy is horrible.
I like HGTV because I'm into home improvement and design, not arts fartsy home makeovers and all that. Those show are all garbage, really. Except for Steve Watson's on Saturday mornings, but that will probably flop, because it's so atypical. Come to think of it, TLC really doesn't do much good anymore, do they?
Oh, I see. I guess when I think of HGTV I think of my mom watching shitty shows about how to plant a better garden, so I'm biased… that's a bit different. TLC I've never seen anything good on at all, but since I don't check it regularly maybe I'm missing something.
other then that, i agree with you ethan, i give this post 80% approval…