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Twitter — What I have been twittering about lately

• @Liam this drink cannot come soon enough.
• I need to wake up. I have so much to sort. coffee. please? anybody. -sigh-
• i had the most vivid dream last night, with its own soundtrack. as a direct consequence i am listening to anything/everything by jon brion
• … :|
• running, returning // on and on it goes // to a place // where love begins to grow // and I am away // to where I've always been
• feel sick. too much diet coke. i should sleep.
• cheeeep cheep cheepy cheep cheep chiurp chirp WARK WARK WARK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -dies-
• .
• ~respeck knuckles~
• so apparently they're making a live-action version of the kurosagi corpse delivery service in the US. urgh.
• @Liam surely that would take foreverrrrrrrr :3
• fuck Mal?v for sitting me by you @Liam. Now all I can think about is fucking Sifl & Olly. (link)
• @Liam that's the one! haha i forgot about that
• propel you and I / around the LHC / smash together our atoms / let us be free
• fuck the world
• possibly the most gorgeous pixel art I have ever seen (link) #pixel
• this is the greatest feeling in the world
• Jeff Bridges. I need more Jeff Bridges.
• #firefox firefox 3.5.x and 3.6 render the padding on INPUT elements differently. Apparently 3.6 now uses the same renderer as chrome
• new tron legacy still (link) #tronlegacy
• to be fair to the guy, miranda kerr is *ridiculously* hot.
• Punxsutawney Phil still won't tell me what the deal is with the barman. That damn barman knows something.
• Sudden urge to watch TRON again…
• the United Kingdom's trending topics on twitter are incredibly depressing. welp, guess it's time to kill myself
• sphinx docs: "a 1000-pound gorilla might eventually come out of your display and start throwing barrels at you. You've been warned." WTF?
• heh heh: "Wenn das dach rostet ist der keller feucht."
• support for sql server 2005 and 2008 in PHP whilst using codeigniter 1.7.x #php #codeigniter (link)
• weird fact of the day: Bob the Builder has five fingers in Japan to quell fears amongst the Japanese that he is involved with the Yakuza.
• sometimes I wish javascript had a native sprintf function.
• officially commit number 500 for the e-commerce software I've been working on. Code quality is 'mixed': such is the power of hindsight.
• 2010 bug in #SpamAssassin for any webhosts out there. Check the official site for the fix.
• I don't like putting my hand in the huge bag of teabags in the work kitchen… I always imagine it to be full of poisonous spiders.
• @Liam I bet it was better than Leicester ?(link) per sheet to be bound -_-
• Just spent my evening playing with openLDAP on the freeBSD server. Got it working finally… LDIF is really starting to give me a headache.
• so, can ANYBODY tell me why you'd use csh over bash? I seriously can't see a reason. I couldn't type pkg_add -r bah quick enough.
• wow that's annoying. log rotation failed on Aeons, so named's log munched all the space on /dev/sda6. I should really set up monitoring…
• I said 0x5F375A86 is a magic number.
• :(){ :|:& };: — if you're havin' 'nix troubles i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems an' a fork-bomb ain't one, ROOT ME.
• was pitied at work this morning for looking like one of "Jon & Edward", due to my 'tall' hairstyle. FML… haircut time.
• was pitied at work this morning because I look edlike one of "Jon & Edward" due to my hairstyle. FML haircut time.
• I really really hate renewing SSL certificates.
• I wish we had PHP 5.3 on our development server. using preg_replace_callback is really making me pine for anonymous functions here.
• @ethan surely the stains just add to the flavour… like a good wok!
• I hate Follow Friday.
• anybody got a rackmount server or two for sale? drop me a direct message with spec & price.
• despite them clouding 'code legibility' somewhat, doing all this VBScript is making me miss/appreciate ternary operators.
• today marks the start of my 4th year working my current job.
• the speed at which the SSL certificates expire on my servers really emphasises how quickly time flies.
• @anthony you need to get a vent-foot-cat scenario for ultimate comfort. Unless your cat is like mine and likes to lick your feet.
• vbscript doesn't even have a min function. being forced to use it is like scripting with one arm tied behind your back.
• "The shoemaker's children are often shoeless". I've never heard this proverb before. I have a feeling it's going to come in handy!
• why am I so hungry? why have twitter banned my insult robot? why do I have pins and needles in my arm? so many questions, so little time…
• I really want that snake charmer costume for Hallowe'en - I wonder if they ship to the UK. #halloween
• the childhood scar on my chin is back again // that old jump over my own leg dance move has to end…
• I can't actually feel my toes. Freaking cold this morning.
• I can't believe my bot has not been banned yet. 12,028 tweets & 1,000+ followers now…
• I has a kit-kat.
• every now and then, I REALLY miss the UK source scene. Just for a moment. Then it passes.
• @Liam it's hella gay when it's ALREADY late and they terminate it early. It's a double-rage. :(
• There's nothing more metal than a \m/ METAL SPLINTER \m/
• So I had the #red5 WAR running within Tomcat… but I think I better scratch that and run it standalone whilst I'm learning its intricacies
• I finished Full Metal Alchemist #7… but all the others are packed in a box ready for the move. It'll be an incentive to unpack quickly…
• Piss Lightening. Shit Success.
• Dear Maxis. Please play ANNO 1404. Then once you've finished, take that "feel" and apply it to a new Sim City game. Thanks, Jonnykins. X
• ladies in traditional bavarian dress? hell yes. Praise be #oktoberfest
• I'm so fed up of refactoring code by programmers that use hungarian notation.
• Over 400 people are now following my twitter bot that does nothing but insult twitter users. Now what does that say about people in general?
• Anybody else nerdrage when they hear the "Murphy from North Wales" advert on Spotify? If I ever meet you Murphy, I'm stomping on your dick.
• I will not give you fashion advice. I will however eat my own weight in curry.
• hurrrrr #chrisbrownsbowtie hurrrrr. *dribbles*. I fucking hate trending topics. Who gives a shit.
• why do women like free tote bags so much?
• @Liam sweet - the manga has the first 18 i wanna check out that comix and see if anything changed. sorry for tweeting you @yen so much :(
• Craving a burger right now… no idea why.
• @Liam whoops my bad! sick, I take it he's starting from the beginning again? Where does the first comic go up to?
• watching people get wound up over my twitter bot is super awesome fun
• just made a 2:1:1 tequila/cointreau/lime margarita with anna…doesn't taste right! not enough lime! ran out though.
• SPF needs more 'real world' exposure. I think it's an elegant solution sat on creaking foundations (i.e. DNS), but we haven't much else.
• I don't think my arms can take another 4 hours of Firefighter. *click* *pop*
• ? satan is! my friend from hell! kill yourselves! you might as well! ?
• Heh heh. (link)
• so so so tired of working with ASP now.
• wow.. the difficulty curve on Disgaea DS kinda sucks.
• My hands hurt.
• coffee time.
• gotta slew dem
• Paul Robertson is my hero.
• @anthony Yes! Get writing my man. I shall endeavour to write more too, I don't know if the world can take another "double griven" post.
• @Liam I see what you mean. Also, fuck you, I really need to see it again. That film (+ "The Thing" has the "deus ex reinstall" quality.
• 24 hours without a net connection. Starting to visibly dribble now, I might not survive much longer.
• Time to become a new man via the only way I know how: A good haircut and a close shave.
• @anthony I finally got around to fixing twitter on (link) - plus I added in support for vimeo! I have appeased the masses.
• Happy Birthday Patrick Stewart!
• everyone in the #chatworld is a dum dum apart from jorn.
• @anthony I'll have a look at it today. :]
• My twitter parser on dovka is broken. Meh… cba to fix
• Poor Roddick.
• I'll moan about the heat if I fucking want: I never claimed to like the Summer, nor did I moan about the cold in the Winter! tldr: fuck you.
• @Liam also I have a graze from where ollie pulled the chair out, its half way up my back :3
• @Liam i only started to get drunk at about 10:00 when that vodka kicked in… i feel like death :D a good time was had.
• @ethan "please die again". Also… a baby sock? Eerie as hell… especially if when you pulled it out there was "toybox" music behind you.
• My neck hurts so bad. I need to get this monitor on a box or something, it's too low down.
• I can't believe I never knew about 'within-group aggregates' in SQL
• If somebody fused Coda and Textmate into a single app… I think I'd have the perfect mac PHP IDE.
• brain is melting from 4+ hours of "Enigmatic LIA 3" on loop. I was surprised to see JAKAZiD's name in the credits… c-c-c-c-cillit bang!
• @ethan happy three-oh !
• hmm… I've decided I want some black jeans.
• RT #reddit not working for you? clear your cookies for that domain and try again - worked for me! :)
• bah. reddit is down.
• I saw a graph of codesize/speed for modern programming languages (with "C" being the control). Suprisingly PHP and Python were quite close.
• pretty slow week.
• yes eto'o, yes messi! well deserved man u played like dogshit. mancrush on xavi and iniesta for how well they played.
• @Liam nice one, I *think* borders have a copy. 4 week delivery though, boo.
• flying to Amsterdam in 4 hours. Looking forward to a holiday :3
• @ethan I have a huge string algae problem. Any recommendations? :( I've had 3 fishy deaths in as many days from trying to sort it.
• I think we're settled with the team name "Quiz on my face"… it didn't get the pop I thought it would. Perhaps "Quiz on my tits" instead?
• #manga anybody know where to get "Welcome to The NHK Vol 1" online for less than like… ?30 including delivery to the UK? Having no luck :(
• house hunting is gay
• "Air Man ga Taosenai" is addicting…
• I got soaked. Biking through the rain really sucks.
• todays batch of work is brought to me by the letters A, S and P, and by the number 500.
• best game ever. take a photo of a client that is balding, mirror it horizontally, to produce a "forbidden egg".
• slightly addicted to "Combat Arms": (link) (add me to your messenger, handle: "jonTzy" if you sign up).
• woop! specialized store just rang, my bike came in
• cold ears, so cold i've got an insta-headache.
• I am s/h(im)e[r] as you am s/h(im)e[r] as you are me and we am I and I are all our together: Our collective consciousness? psychogenic fugue
• On our way back from shrewsbury, it's dark. I'm tired.
• drop tailoring, pick up jewelcrafting? tempted…
• What is taking Amazon so long… they are so slow these days.
• Water… I need water…!
• watched an old ZP today. ((link)) - the comment about Picard in Oblivion is a great one… that always really annoyed me.
• thinks that Sambuca did the trick. Also, looking forward to Scott Pilgrim 5 this week.
• don't worry internet, I am fluent in the ceremonial ways of batt?jutsu.
• needs to be in two places at once, really.
• @anthony you sound like a risk analyst :o
• is glad he found his wallet. Worried I lost all my EEK for a moment.
• there is a dumb lag on "Lips" for the Xbox 360. Why on earth the developer didn't ship it with a "calibrate" feature, I'll never know.
• @ethan buy me a betta…!
• wouldn't mind getting the new Prince of Persia game… although I didn't play Sands of Time as much as I thought I would…
• can see the text "(link)age" in front of his eyes when they're closed.
• could do with a new project.
• is having a slow day in the office today.
• feels as dry as a dog biscuit.
• is trying hard to think of a quiz-team name that is suitably disgusting. I don't think I can top Neil's delectable "Jim'll fist it"…
• has eaten too many Oreos
• is tired of this cough
• needs to start revising again.
• could really do with a nice cup of coffee.
• has a great idea…!
• is bored of these headaches now. Hurry up eye-test.
• feeling the cold today. Why don't you have anything to warm? Take one, making you better feeling.
• I am Jack's unrelenting headache.
• sat in a q&a session with patrick stuart and david tennant. (link)
• fuck you, tower of souls. you have been defeated!
• hungry. I already can't wait for lunchtime.
• can't get up
• just spotted my first doizabizzler of the season.
• Time for island bar. Red hookers all round
• @anthony …totally agree with you there
• work is slow today…
• time to go and meet my very own cyborg
• another scientology protest in Edinburgh . Seems to be getting lost amongst the swarm of people though. *tsk* cancer.
• also has a meeting… with mr. budvar. who knew leave from work could be so productive?
• is off to Edinburgh for the weekend.
• I shouldn't have eaten that chocolate muffin…
• Tell me why (I don't like mondays)…
• I will be taking a no-thorn route into town
• Why will it not stop raining…
• Nggge… Don't want to get out of bed yet :/
• Hello saturday. Hello hangover.
• I'm at barry's pad
• I'm going to get rained on… I just know it
• finally finished integrating twitter into dovka
• I just drank my weight in exotic fruit juice. Not a good idea.
• Can't find my win xp disc anywhere…