about Johnny

Johnny

Biography

Johnny's life was struck with tragedy at a very young age, his small hometown of Niagara Falls was attacked by marauding American raiders - his whole family were killed and his house was burnt too the ground. Johnny only survived by hiding himself away inside his fathers Goat shed. After the raiders left Johnny decided to dedicate his life to protecting the harsh Canadian border. Dressed head to toe in Royal red and blue now the whole of Canada can sleep tight knowing that Johnny Griven won't let anything past his borders - not drugs, not guns, not fruit and vegetables. Also in 2007 Johnny Griven won the prestigious title of Loudest Canadian, he will be going for the World Loudest in 2010. If Johnny could be any fictional character he would be Sponge Bob Square Pants as he likes the pants.

Details

Age: 26 years, 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days.
Born: 22nd November 1985

Twitter — What I have been twittering about lately

  • Teeeeeeeeebow #tebowtime
  • #flu
  • Back from dc #tired
  • God damn refs reviewing tds cost me 45 bucks
  • #bpcliftonhill for the Sunday night ge if anyone wants to join
  • WE HAVE A JAKE DELHOMME SIGHTING! #Texans
  • Just sewed on my first button #nbd #kindofabigdeal #feelingmanly
  • Was gonna do some serious cleaning today, so far, one load of laundry just put in the washer #notsopro
  • Is anyone going anywhere to watch lesnar get knocked out tonight?
  • Conversation at clancy's: tony romo is the best qb not named Aaron Rodgers, the response: have you ever heard of Tim tebow? #bothridiculous
  • Gonna make out with 15 bitches on #nye #joeabbottswag
  • Oh ya! Katy perry back on the market, I should give her a call
  • Nothing to do today gonna be a relaxing day I think
  • Another goal tonight setting the rookie scoring record #nobogdeal I got #joeabbottswag
  • Jack Asstor's hooooorah #onionstraws #joeabbottswag
  • Gonna get me some jack asstor's today #jacked
  • Wish I had some of that #joeabbottswag
  • All I wanna do is sleep
  • Congrats drew brees #stud #mancrush
  • Holy shit work is terrible right now #nostoppingshopping
  • @Liam thanks for the books buddy merry prefab!!!
  • Two good nights in a row Merry Christmas everyone! Many more to you and yours, I wish nothing but the best for you
  • Tonight we're taking a walk down #ginlane
  • Hey another noncall goes the #Colts way
  • These refs must've bet on the #colts tonight
  • Can't tackle qbs anymore #NFL #terriblerefs
  • I've missed about 39 seconds of this #Colts game flipping and haven't even seen the colts possess the ball yet
  • Worst part about Christmas is 100% parking lots
  • Just learned that I jump a little when a midget suddenly appears and you're not expecting it
  • haha watch this brawl in the OC http://t.co/JQyJsGkR
  • http://t.co/wIGtcTrL
  • Boring, I don't want any of these three to win #survivor
  • Coach is gonna pussy out #survivor
  • Fucking ozzy #survivor
  • Thursday night football announcing is terrible. Take a drink every time he says special
  • Tim Tebow…all he does is win http://t.co/4M86t8lJ
  • Brandon's dad is losing his mind right now #survivor
  • It's sad that I don't want any of these people to win immunity #survivor
  • Hahah Rick is gonna be the swing vote #survivor
  • OH YEAH…great article about why God hates Canada, made me #LOL http://t.co/M1Bcmt88
  • #fallsmanor I mean #morningskate
  • No #hocoxmasparty tweets to get me through my shift #disappointing
  • I don't even understand how that's not a touchdown
  • The refs are loving being a part of this new Orleans Tennessee game
  • Teach me to wake up 10 minutes before game time fucking yahoo going slow as fuck
  • Can white people name their kids d'qwell?
  • Hey steelers: 2 hands
  • Also just watched #survivor I don't understand how they keep Brandon around
  • Shit I hate all these basketball trade tweets but this shit just got interesting
  • Morning skate and then some falls manor #goodmorning
  • Could technically make the playoffs going 6-8 #spartanfantasyfootball #nfcwest
  • So apparently Chris johnson wants to play football again
  • Holy shit, I'm watching this vikings game to see Tebow and he's been on the field for one play hahah
  • #reasonstoloveclancys some guys keeps handing me matches no explanation just hands one to me and turns away http://t.co/3QT80rfc
  • Garth just emailed that pic to me it's from the playoff weekend
  • Props to Eli Manning for a decent game. 406 passing pretty good. Too bad nothing else got going…
  • Drew Brees is a stud. #mancrush
  • I cannot get Selena Gomez out of my head
  • Holy hangover batman
  • #blackfriday is the stupidest day of the year #getalife
  • #survivor recap episodes suck
  • #noshotstonight #birthdayrule #firstworldproblems
  • Thanks for all the bday shout outs folks #makeaguyfeelspecial
  • This is getting annoying #nygiants
  • Come on Eli do your 2 minute thing
  • Get your fancy shit outta here desean #GIANTS
  • Man David Akers is killing me right now
  • Dear Dallas why aren't you winning at half #fail #gamblingproblems
  • Holy Blount #beaatmode
  • There's a German guy at #clancys that just asked what a large coors light is
  • Cheesy bacon bowl at #KFC #countmein
  • Oh ya! On the board at #clancys
  • Syracuse and penn state… The only universities where you can major in a minor #toosoon?
  • This made me laugh #Siri #CollegeHumour http://t.co/QyhMJAlO
  • Stat correction total loss by 0.7 #stillpissed
  • Has lost to the two top dogs by a combined total of 0.38 #spartanfantasyfootball #suicidewatch
  • Predicting a 40 point night for Aaron Rodgers #spartanfantasyfootball #igetshaftedagain
  • Greedy players and greedy owners equals #nbalockout #nobodycaresanymore
  • Gotta love when your boss calls it #paceyourselfmonday
  • Guy standing next to me right now has a paper with the headline "eagles sure bet to soar over cards" #nobetsasurebet
  • Is this movie #Hugo basically just #harrypotter directed by scorcese?
  • Giants at San Fran lets cheer for a #shootout
  • Roddy white wants a flag on every ball he doesn't catch #whiners
  • Dear #fantasyfootballgods if you want to make it so every td pass Aaron Rodgers throws goes the Finley I would greatly appreciate it.
  • Nice td run Jason Snelling
  • Oh yah mcmaster winning the Yates cup final
  • On a ridiculous note jack and Jill has a rating of 2% on rotten tomatoes #pathetic
  • Lest we forget #remembering
  • Solid #spartanskate we'll be crushing people in no time
  • The problem with colleges in the us is they put football before academics, paterno needed to go, it was the only way #schoolisforeducation
  • Okay I was wrong
  • Or were they?!
  • Well both my predictions are wrong lol
  • Hahah it's funny how bitter these people are, it's an individual game folks #surivor
  • #survivor time. My prediction is ozzy wins immunity the marijuana seller gets voted off
  • #oneminutelate
  • The response "why you hatin on all the white people?"
  • Heard from the tim hortons work force "I love my philipino work force, you guys work hard, you're cheap and you don't complain"
  • Willing to trade brandon lloyd for anything. #whatbrettwantstohear
  • #Movember progress week 2 #puberty http://t.co/Zy0OVibm
  • Just found out right now that the clocks go back tonight #goodthing
  • I really should cut my hair
  • Or stuff
  • Just burned my hand on the top of my oven #hotstiffcomingthrough
  • Quidditch wolrd cup! http://t.co/jy4mPOyO
  • Dawn is the most wishy washy person I've ever seen #survivor
  • #survivor time! Let's see if this works!
  • #thingslongerthankimsmarriage Reggie Bush's Unit
  • Or not
  • Loving frank gore this week!
  • http://t.co/ny1gpVHO
  • Can't wait to watch #game7 it's gonna be one to remember #WorldSeries
  • This is incredible to watch #WorldSeries
  • Well nelly you ha your chance to be a stud in the #WorldSeries
  • Classy move ron Washington! #WorldSeries
  • Great call by the ump on the Napoli single. #WorldSeries
  • So what if Cochran has to go next episode but decides he's gonna play the immunity idol? #survivor
  • I can't believe they actually did it! #survivor
  • http://t.co/1Bnl0CPU
  • Drew Brees you stud
  • Look at Minnesota showing life!
  • http://t.co/93vQ1O2o
  • And look at Oakland without #rundmc
  • Come on ponder I want to see you light it up
  • Who on twitter wants to play in a euchre tourney at my house on nov 1 at 6pm? 10 bucks a person winning team takes all, text me
  • Nelly Cruz earn your manlove! #postseason #WorldSeries
  • Lance berkman, newest addon to the #justformen #touchofgray
  • @Liam @Jon I would call that rude and condescending hahah
  • @Liam @Jon some people would say my job is to be rude and condescending to people
  • Drew brees what's happening to you?
  • Aaron Hernandez just made it rain!
  • A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man!
  • Nelly Cruz doing it all this #postseason! Great toss!
  • #Cochran! #brandoninge!
  • McCarver shouldnt say "I've never seen a 6 year old be more comfortable in a clubhouse with just show shoes and nothing else on" #postseason
  • PK misses a hit and they're praising him?
  • How long until people start noticing Cam Newton isn't winning and talk about that?
  • I didn't know cm punk was the lead singer for three days grace
  • Who is this old broad serving me at #yanks? #disappointed
  • Oh yeah, off three hours early just to vote #election
  • Hahah dawn is awesome!!! #survivor
  • #nohomo
  • I hope Cochran pulls this off…
  • Oh yeah #survivor time
  • Supposed to say drew carey
  • Hahah the guy on #priceisright just took drew cadets spotlight! He pushed the button that drew always pushes right after he guessed!
  • I guess I should've started gore
  • Boom #cranium champs despite seriously unethical adversity
  • I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon! #Zoidberg
  • What happens if the skittle guy flips the hour glass over? Does he age in reverse? #overthinkingcommercials
  • Nothing better then having someone who's your friend on Facebook walk past you, look at you, then keep walking. Facebook is ridiculous.
  • I bet Curtis Painter has Peyton Manning just telling him exactly what to do through a head set #colts
  • Jermichael Finley!!!!!
  • Someone's getting fired at soldier field there's a nail sticking out of the field
  • Calvin Johnson!!!
  • Alright Detroit, I need you for my parlay!
  • Hahaha wow bill bellichek! Hahahah
  • Oh Tom Brady decided to try again
  • Philly dreamteam what?
  • Look at buffalo!! Can't help but love this Cinderella story. I wonder if they can hold out against Brady?
  • Just for your reference #fox people watching Sunday football probably aren't the target demographic for a $1200 a month leased Audi
  • Victor Cruz!
  • Brandon Jacobs!!!! Sweet high five
  • If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
  • Nothing like holding the door for two ladies and being called a gentleman #swag
  • #Survivor time!
  • Well here goes nothing.
  • Screw team johnnie walker just call me team drew brees
  • I wish Jacksonville would stop throwing ints and just hand the ball off to mjd
  • I hate my fantasy team #spartanfantasyfootball
  • Look at Michael bush poaching those rundmc tds
  • Bets laid, lineups set, live scoring open. I am ready for some football! #sundayisthebestday
  • Hahaha yes best part of the movie, when the black kid rolls down the stairs #Hook
  • #Hook is one of the greatest movies of all time. #RuFiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • #fail at tweeting
  • Is Jon Lester catching the terrible bug from the other #bosox pitchers?
  • Hahah mike McCoy you're terrible
  • Anyone doing anything tn?
  • Aw man, he's gonna go. #survivor So many untapped strategies though, if i was him i would've looked like an idiot for an immunity idol
  • Haha 10 minutes into #survivor and k want Cochran to win
  • When there is cleavage in your face it is impossible to not stare
  • Whoever doesn't love sleep is an idiot #justsaying
  • I'm still trying to understand a grown man who likes wearing/girls wearing diapers in a sexual way #peopleimeetatwork
  • Garbage time Reggie bush #fml
  • I think the #miamidolphins forgot to start their secondary tonight #torched
  • Well as long as Reggie doesnt get it I guess it's okay
  • Wow what is wrong in San Diego?
  • HAKEEM NICKS! ELI MANNING! #nygiants
  • MJD good start bud!
  • Look at the size of that flag. #giants #GodblessAmerica
  • I was apparently just on tv at the Mac game
  • Oh there's a party in the USA #backyardbands2011
  • Oh he's transitioned into k'naan #backyardbands2011
  • One of my neighbours is having a Justin beiber concert in his back yard with like 15 people on an acoustic guitar #what
  • Anyone else shitting up a storm after that food at dnb last night? #spartanfantasyfootball
  • Or #beastmode
  • #spartanslopitch batted 0.600 today with a run differential of +45 #neastmode
  • P.s. #champs
  • Thanks #spartanslopitch for a great season. I know I went mental a couple times, thanks for putting up with it! Get ready for provincials
  • That lightning tonight is incredible! It was spreading across the entire sky on the way home from Toronto!
  • Good start to fantasy baseball this week. ERA of 0 and yet my pitchers still have a loss. #gmr #fml
  • Nice try today #spartanslopitch can't win em all I guess.
  • Keepers drew brees Mjd and frank gore #spartanfantasyfootball
  • Awake and tired. Time to rock #spartanslopitch, let's go #ham today
  • #spartanslopitch remember be there 10am
  • #BlueJays #beastmode good first inning boys!
  • Nice triple play #bosox
  • I hope that went well
  • Why doesn't anyone just shoot batman in the face?
  • I need a new belt. This one keeps breaking and it looks terrible when i'm in a public place fiddling with it.
  • On the bright side of the #ukriots at least the stores are getting rid of all that excess stock they couldn't sell
  • @Liam it was looted
  • Mark Teixera OPS Home: .927 Away .794 he must be stealing signs… #statscanproveanything
  • Mariano Rivera is a slut
  • Korean baseball fight…pretty intense… http://t.co/ESD06AP
  • They're still rioting people! Clearly enough people aren't praying! #prayforlondon
  • Got staples in my dick #WatchtheThrone
  • Get it real black people! #londonriots http://t.co/JWZfjlV
  • Dear BIll SImmons, not everything has to be referenced back to basketball. Thanks. John.
  • Come see bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the food!
  • Off for four now thank god
  • Joe Buck is obsessed with this guy who dropped the case of beer in the #yankees #bosox game
  • Another god damn night shift #shiftworkblows #awakeallnightonsaturdaynightwithnofunisabsolutelyridiculous
  • Rob Worrall shaved his moustache today after having it for over 30 years
  • If the #eagles are the #heat of the #NFL does that mean a German guy is gonna shit all over them in the #Superbowl? Who's German in the NFL?
  • Fucking Ronnie brown
  • Who knew the #Brewers could score more than 3 runs?
  • Randy moss retires! Hope he doesn't pull a #brettfavre
  • 3 outs away from winning $50 on a $15 parlay #Marlins
  • Take a drink every time Robbie says #mom #bluejays
  • Anyone else see that ump get a little too excited and punch out that guy on strike 2? #BlueJays #blowingit
  • Good speech Johnny Mac.
  • I love Johnny Mac and everything but why is he on the stage at the Roberto Alomar thing?
  • for those of you that didn't see the end of the pirates braves game last night…take a look at the game winning call http://t.co/SvsU5ka
  • Can anyone say #hangover
  • Good times so far at the 17th Worrall golf tourney Didn't shoot well but have laughed a lot. Even 100 degree weather don't slow poppo down
  • god damnit
  • hopefull the #bluejays can go back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back jacks
  • In the #friendzone but in denial about it
  • Just had a lingerie football player at work #notattractive
  • Is it bad that all I want to do after work is crush beers? #workgrind
  • Gas. Check. Fries. Check. Dq ice cream cake. Check. Getting paid, oh yeah
  • Edwin with a big play at third. I thought for sure he was gonna throw that away #beastmode
  • I think Justin timberlake is drunk #ASG
  • Halladay doesn't give up a hit to 6 all stars in a row #goodpitcher #AllStarGame2011
  • That girl just say "come on Robinson"?
  • That guy saved his drink caught the ball an landed in the pool #HRDerby #beastmode
  • Did Ortiz only get nine outs? #didimisssomething
  • These kids are gonna kill each other trying to catch balls #HRDerby
  • Good article about jeter http://t.co/FymoVh2
  • #spartanslopitch we may have to play a girls c division slopitch team that thinks they can beat us
  • "he finger blasted her…once…on his lunch break…in his car"
  • This is what $4 at oaklands gets you http://t.co/qi03Pos
  • Gregg zaun has a hard on for Jason varitrk
  • I don't think he got the tag on him before he touched that plate there #BlueJays
  • @Liam stop buying so much porn
  • In defense of rausch and the #Jays last night that umps strike zone was a half foot bigger around for halladay last night
  • I know you've all watched it before…but it's just awesome http://t.co/rE8RfKC
  • Happy #CanadaDay to all
  • They're professional athletes…it's meant to roll right off their backs http://t.co/drhX4qZ
  • and then a follow up on the #wwe website here http://t.co/GRc6B0V
  • So if anyone else is curious what happened on RAW last night like I was here http://t.co/aMFJoAC
  • For those of you out tonight ride is at the end of the 420
  • We could've totally played #spartanslopitch
  • Dear #spartanslopitch I will let you know if baseball is cancelled when I know, I do not need everyone asking me
  • Fatest response to a #spartanslopitch text ever well done guys
  • Anyone up for some #drinks tonight?
  • These people in vancouver are fucked #timetogohomewhen
  • Classy #canucks fans. Even #bruins fans have to admit. Big cheers for Timmy t
  • Man Timmy Thomas with that #shutoutshutoutshutout
  • Way to sell it chara, too bad no call #giganticvagina
  • Cuban says he might not buy the mavs rings. Instead he should buy them all a blu-ray copy of the decision.
  • Thanks for the 60 bones Jason Terry #gambling #NBAfinals
  • Dirty dirk!!!!!!!!
  • A movie about boxing robots? Count me in. #rockemsockem #realsteel
  • Anyone going anywhere for the basketball game tonight?
  • Im absolutely furious my golf clubs are gone
  • Bust a move!!!!!
  • Made it to the bar twice blind tonight on the first try both times #awesome #blindguysdrivebettet
  • Terrible call can't toss a guy for that hit
  • Good day for a hike at the gorge http://t.co/JLyyduI
  • Big time tourney champs oh yeah #spartanslopitch #HAM #beastmode
  • Yeah I think I'll be in Cambridge at 3am
  • Anyone on there way to cmbrisge now avoid the 403 it's #fucked http://t.co/OGJ4Uz8
  • Ready to rock #spartanslopitch #crazyincambridge http://t.co/AePUoZH
  • Trab pu kcip
  • Worst thing to be stuck behind when you're already running late for work http://t.co/OdkYEMm
  • Tee shot number 2 at oaklands http://t.co/SdBWFu8
  • What Edwin too? #BlueJays #beastmode #unexpected
  • So that's what Aaron hill was waiting for #BlueJays #beastmode
  • Just watched a 13 year old girl lose twice then pull through with 1 second left on #minutetowinit #madprops
  • Wants to bet someone something and the loser has to do a #hitlerstache for the baseball tourney
  • Anything going on tonight for thus hockey game
  • I'm no huge basketball guy, bit for those hating on #DRose he's 22 and took his team to a conference final, what did you do at 22?
  • Posey gets rocked by Cousins at the plate last night (link);topic_id=11493214
  • Slow twitter day
  • This #bluejays #yankees game is pretty intense right now.
  • What's wrong with my twitter?
  • Hammer Time Ryan Kesler
  • SIgh…what I wouldn't give to have Adam Lind back and hitting like he was before he got hurt.
  • Rodriguez throws 4 balls in a row to hill and Juan rivera comes up and swings at the first pitch
  • If I had a superpower I think it would be the ability to keep people out drinking and I would call myself #duffman
  • Anything more anticlimactic than a false apocalypse?
  • T-minus 20 minutes, see you all in hell!
  • How do they possibly call that a dive? That's ridiculous…
  • I put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong. #endoftheworldconfessions
  • SCOOOOOOOOOOOORES
  • Wowza. #bostb
  • I just hope I'm not masturbating when Jesus comes. #justsaying #awkward
  • #ultimates http://t.co/Xec2CaO
  • Half hour late And still the first one here #spartanslopitch #alwayslate
  • Holy fucking group tweets are annoying
  • Wow Tyler seguin #BosTb
  • Dear person who broke into my unlocked car last night hope you're happy with your $6 in change
  • Joseeeee bautista #beastmode
  • Way to help Boston feel better tb. Putting in a goal on yourself to save boychuk from killing himself tonight #classy
  • Tyler seguin sighting nice goal
  • Soft Timmy t real soft #BosTb
  • the lonely island feat. michael bolton made me laugh (link)
  • Tryin to just lie this #hangover away
  • I foresee a cricket challenge
  • Why am I getting ripped on, I just stated facts
  • #SpartanSloPitch tonight….awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yea, dingers are #thingsgirlswantboystodo
  • Oh yeah Johnny Mac 3 ribbies so far
  • Story of my life, I have more wood than I know what to do with #TradeNations
  • How does Charles Barkley seriously golf like that? How is everyone he golfs with not busting out laughing at him?
  • And by John I mean Joe, ruined my own joke
  • John madden was playing against David price in #fantasy this week and didn't want to lose the cg category
  • David price is in #beastmode right now
  • Hey #spartanhockey what time is your game tn and is anyone going to dnb after
  • here's a video about a bunch of japanese people playing a game called 24hour tag…made me laugh (link)
  • Can anyone say #bettysbuffet
  • Went to the gym #HAM and voted got two birds stoned at once
  • So terrorism is over now, right?
  • HERE COMES OBAMA
  • Oh yah Bin Laden is dead…imagine the party those troops who did it are having tonight
  • Dear #spartanslopitch Thursday may 12 at 6pm we have a double header
  • Wow vinny nice goal
  • Has something happened to politics while i was on vacation? I just read an article that made it seem like the NDP was making a huge push
  • #Spartan beetle hunting trip 2012 who's in?
  • Had to deal with it all week why not a little more #tacobell #nastypoops
  • Luuuuuuuuuuu?
  • Yes #beastmode #BlueJays
  • @Jon morning I just got home
  • Board shorts check. Nice shirt check. Tanning check. Excessive money spent check
  • Go hard tonight #spartanbowling this is a big un…
  • The #Spartans are registered for slopitch
  • For all you norm macdonald and blake griffin fans out there: (link) made me laugh
  • Ugggh thank god I can just lay around all day #hungover #headache #somethingsbetterunknown
  • Getting ready for #brettsbachelorparty and all I hear from my moms computer is "Friday Friday gotta get down with Friday" #shootme
  • Wow Joe Mauer
  • Oh ya an assist from Bautista #BlueJays
  • Pre-playoff bowling beers
  • This kid golfs like me
  • Come on with the cameras people #tiger #douche
  • Terrible call in the #bluejays game
  • How come bartolo colon looks about 4 feet tall
  • Old guy to Brett "when you get married have 11 kids, be a trend setter" #pension
  • Yovani gallardo!!!!!!
  • #BlueJays !!!!!!
  • Hahaha the #RedSox can't even beat Cleveland
  • The #BlueJays are getting my hopes up
  • Chinese tonight #spartanbowling bring your a game
  • I think spring is here mother nature just squirted all over me
  • Oh yeah a Johnny Mac sighting on opening day #Jays
  • Joe Mauer head and shoulders commercial just made me lol
  • Chirp him some more umpy
  • Oh yeah #Bautista blowing up the pounds
  • They're coming home #BlueJays #MLB
  • I think #Ignatieff should go out and say vote for #Harper and then yell #aprilfools
  • Can't decide if my check engine light turned off or just burnt out
  • The guy in front of me at #metro just paid in $12 in change #douche #wheniminahurry
  • #espn mock draft works at work count me in
  • might still be drunk
  • THAW-HAIR
  • I really hope #butler pulls this off
  • In honour of the election coming up (link)
  • Kormheiser just sang that terrible friday song on #pti
  • #duke in the second half is playing like the #spartans in the slo-pitch playoffs
  • Where's #duke?
  • Should've been a penalty shot for the #Habs
  • The statistics of BASEketball (link)
  • Lousy smarch weather
  • Should not be on a #timhortons line more than 5 min
  • Anyone wanna watch the situation BOMB at the trump roast (link)
  • Man, why did i take st johns to go to the final 4? #MarchMadness #idiot
  • Gorgeous night out tonight, appreciate it
  • What's the st party's day word
  • Butler! #MarchMadness
  • Is someone talking? I only follow white people
  • I wanna go for a bike ride, wish I owned a god damn bike
  • (link)
  • have you gotten taller? #questionsihate
  • I'm down for anything thursday as long as I don't drive #baddecisions #spartanstpattys
  • Getting paid to make #fantasybaseball spreadsheets. Aw yeah. #gmr
  • Come on brad Gushue!
  • Just about gave greg zaun the gears at work til I realised it was greg zaun
  • Ahh #pti the definition of not having to listen to women squawk
  • What the hell is a chick doing on around the horn
  • Dont think whether it was circumstance (link) the #NHL is gonna punish people for headshots if an elbow flies up no malice why not this
  • (link)
  • How is crushing someone's head into a pole with clear intent not regarded worse than an elbow to the head? #nhl #charasagreaseball
  • What time is #spartan hockey tonight? So I can meet you guys at d and b after…
  • I was getting laid #lasttimetheheatwon
  • Wins a mexican turbo bet!!!!
  • Mister b's at work tonight aw yeah gimme some #americanpizzaandwings
  • Are we doing another first to yak pool for #dominican2011
  • 25 km on a bike at the gym before a night shift #badideas
  • @Jon just start hitting on one of her friends…i'm sure that will go over well
  • Can't wait to vacation #dominican2011 is gonna be a much needed get away. Less than two months!
  • Jeez dion if all it took was a little chirping I wouldve done it weeks ago #leafs
  • I wish I lived in the South, I would be all about going to spring training baseball games…
  • Anyone doing anything tonight? I'm bored text me
  • Beating off this sick with a stick and gonna get #HAM for bowling tonight.
  • SHE DOESN'T SWING HER ARMS WHEN SHE WALKS
  • how has no one made a sexual joke about the microphone popping out of the stage yet
  • incredible youtube reference
  • Mandy Moore looks like a peacock!
  • That winners afterparty is gonna get nutty if trent reznor is there
  • Lol I love the slowly growing music on long speeches
  • Sick as a dog…this is bullshit…
  • I'm not sleeping, was on the phone
  • I'm always glad there's twitter to reinforce my point. Thanks boys
  • Hey #spartans what sport could a girl beat a guy at?
  • Good luck #spartanhockey
  • An idea for a new comic book series: (link)
  • "Today I almost blew it right in my belly button"
  • Should get a bartending job and upset the scales
  • This dunk competition is fixed, mcgees dunks are not that good
  • Work til 10 tonight anyone want to have some beers after?
  • Now all that needs to happen is the leafs beat boston out of the playoffs for the ultimate trade of draft picks
  • hahaha my strange addiction is such a funny show…this chick eats laundry detergent!
  • #leafs!
  • hahah first tribal counsel is awesome #survivor
  • Anybody who is/was a wrestling fan needs to watch this clip from last nights raw (link)
  • Wants to play some tackle football #snowbowl2
  • Nevermind, might not go to bowling to see #nsn3d! #sarcasm
  • Predicting 4 points tonight for the #spartans #bowling
  • Just saw a guy at the mall in a wheelchair taking pics of the hot teller girl with his cellphone creepily #happyvalentines
  • Fuck #punjabimusic
  • For some reason I really want an #hptouchpad now
  • Rihanna #overrated
  • I can't believe people watch the #grammys
  • All I want is warmer weather or a car door that won't freeze open
  • Sweet, don't have to listen to steelers fans
  • Where is the loe #worsthalftimeshowever
  • I'm gonna get this donk so fired up tomorrow (link)
  • Not the pro-bowl! (link)
  • T-Minus 24 hours til #shutdowncorneroftheyear
  • MCBAAAAAAAIN (link):1946223
  • Anyone got a portable radio for the #snowbowl
  • Oh yeah #pti talking about the most illegal thing in wrestling
  • Ah yeah, orangemen not losing 5 in a row
  • The following comment brought to you by @Johnny : @timferen using the same material since 1988
  • Oh zdeno you crazy cat
  • I think the #NHLAllStarDraft is a great idea to incorporate into NHL 12
  • poor p. diddy… (link)
  • Holy hang over, I should quit drinking…
  • Phil kessel wins the fantasy draft! #ftw
  • All star draft needs less political answers and more friendly chirps #nhl
  • You had me at meat tornado
  • Bowling starts at 9, number of spartans her at 905, just me
  • the new york "all talk no finish" #jets
  • Made me laugh (link) #women #sports
  • Taco bell! Aw yeah. Worst layout ever though!
  • (link) - @Liam #delicious
  • Hardest part of going to the gym: Seeing a super hot girl laying on her back thrusting into the air repeatedly and trying not to stare
  • How doe s a gun "accidentally" go off 3 times?
  • Sweater!!!! #notstolenitscalleddibbs
  • Baltimore breakdown
  • Does anyone else think these ctv fillers with the futuristic football players are ridiculous?
  • Fumbleeee and he can't chaqllenge
  • Sweet 5 minutes of football without a flag, this game might be alright
  • Oh baby, great fumble big ben, learn to get rid of it
  • Another no call for the steelers
  • Hey let's give the steelers every call
  • #snowbowl and it all started with me saying I'd be shutdown corner, that's all it took for this to snowball
  • Shutdown corner of the #snowbowl will be #thisguy
  • How come I always wake up at 7am now no matter what time I go to bed
  • Dear Rex Ryan, I have no respect for you as a coach, as good coaching is not making every game "personal"
  • Doesn't understand why troy aikman wants to blow desean jackson so much
  • Desean jackson is soft
  • 142 158 170 #spartansbowling
  • How do you not see the arm going forward there, these refs must be blind
  • Thinks it's funny that just as Oakland improves they're losing all their key players to free agency…
  • Adam sawatsky takes big elephant dick in the mouth while taking the trunk in the ass. #ridiculous
  • #hungoverafterdrinkingmytearsaway
  • Fuck the russians, everyone is a god damn #commie
  • Nap, then where to watch the game tonight? #iihf #gocanadago
  • Gym time. This is gonna be brutal how weak I am.
  • Life accomplishment 112 bend over and tear the ass of your pants open. Check.
  • I fell asleep at 8 watching tv now i'm wide awake and bored out of my mind…
  • Canaaadaaaaaa!!!!
  • Remind me not to be out until 4am when I have to work the next day
  • Happy new years to the best group of friends anyone could ask for #nohomo
  • 2010 draws to an end. Remember all the good times, learn from the bad
  • Troubled.
  • Here are my giants
  • Dear fox commentators, please stop acting like the giants have lost the game when it is the first fucking quarter
  • 3 hrs sleep in the last 37 hrs. Time to sleep. Be up in a year or so
  • So full of turkey and all the fixins. Now to make it through another night shift on 2 hrs sleep
  • Only in Canada would LCBO be trending on Christmas Eve
  • Gu!
  • Fabio!!!!!
  • fuck off…
  • What the fuck are the giants doing?!
  • REX GROSSMAN!
  • Apparently you're not allowed to hit vick when he's close to the sideline even though 2 steps earlier he faked going out of bounds. B.S.
  • MIKE VICK! Good job buddy!
  • Gift is wrapped and food is in the oven for the #bluejayswap
  • #bluejayswap gift gotten, hope its good
  • Who's the idiot that goes to the mall today? This guy.
  • If I worked out for a year, I think I could get more than 1.5 ypc in the nfl
  • Off for 5 now, sleep til about 230 or 3, then fire me a text for shit to do tonight
  • #hocoxmasparty I wish I was there
  • Twitter, I just met her
  • Bowling tonight, predicting 700 triple
  • First off, wasn't a late hit, second off they shouldn't get the flag because its a designed qb run play, that's the difference
  • Thank you mjd! Finally!
  • Dmc is a beast every 5 weeks
  • Does j stew know you're supposed to run forward.
  • Yeah let's all cheer for another fisting of me on monday night
  • Clearly the vikings are coming up with any excuse not to be beat by the giants
  • Hung. Over.
  • Just had the sweetest dream that he got signed as a pitcher for the indians and beat the yankees #awesomenap
  • So the spartans should have $15 saved right? #carlcrawford2012
  • How can you say no to a junior caramel. #delicious
  • (link) - This hat is so warm I don't even need a jacket!
  • Is gassy
  • What a surprise someone else on my fantasy team is writhing on the ground in pain…
  • Sean Payton is an idiot for going for this regardless of if he makes it or not…
  • 186 rush yds and no tds…
  • I think the fantasy football gods just hate me…
  • Let's let mjd move our entire football team down the field and then give his td's to others…
  • Curling season!
  • All you have to do to go to a National Championship in College Ball is pay off a superstars dad. Kudos.
  • AND IT'S A FAKE!
  • Thinks The Walking Dead is very overrated. It's an alright show, it's not a "THIS SHOW IS FANTASTIC" show…
  • Being compared to stalin, a mass murderer, on twitter, for no reason. Check. #thingstodo
  • Taco bell coming to niagara falls.
  • Booyahhhhhh
  • Enjoys how he can watch a 90 minute soccer game in 5 minutes and not miss a moment of action
  • Nothing like sitting at bp morrison having a beer by yourself
  • candace cameron was a smokeshow on otr
  • wonders when ANYTHING fantasy football is gonna go his way…fucking frank gore…
  • HAHAHAHAHA VINCENT JACKSON…BUST!
  • colts look good early #football
  • Shouldn't have stayed out that late last night
  • Holy Turkey Day football is fun to watch this year…
  • Deion Branch!!!!!!!!
  • Thanks for the birthday last night boys
  • How do you NOT slide man? Ugh…
  • Tough part of my job; old lady says "it fits so tight in there" and I can't say "that's what she said" because of professionalism
  • Got my birthday off, booyah
  • Dear Donovan McNabb, you wanna make an extra 18.5 mill? All you have to do is win the superbowl every year for the next 5 years. Easy.
  • is still bitter…
  • yes, let's all be amazed by how amazing Michael Vick was. He was so impressive, I wish my team could have a quarterback as good as Vick!
  • Is rattled. Karma has to even out sometime right?
  • Son of a bitch
  • Hakeem the dream!
  • Way to psych em out g-men, turn the lights off fuck with their heads a bit
  • Holy man, they're reviewing EVERY CALL in this Jets game…
  • It's gonna be fun at bowling Monday night when adam has 4 guys going…
  • How good does Cleveland look offensively…jeez where's that incredible Jets D?
  • Pam oliver is interviewing jerry jones, he's going down with an injury!
  • Roddy White is a BEAST
  • If this catch is overturned it's ridiculous #ThursdayNightFootball
  • Ballhock playoffs tonight…here comes John "Hammer" Worrall
  • What did Dr Dre say to 50 when he gave him a sweater for Christmas? Gee you knit?
  • .06 points…who knew fantasy football could actually be nice once in a while
  • Who fires Wade Phillips to put Garrett in? It's so dumb, he's the offensive coordinator, he's calling terrible play after terrible play!
  • Oh wait, by cfl I meant cowboys…essentially the same thing
  • Good season cfl… Oh wait it's still going? Who knew?
  • What's with all this breakfast talk, it's making me hungry
  • Actively refreshing twitter to find out where Randy Moss went
  • waiting behind 2 old people at the bank machine, welcome to 10 minutes of wasted life
  • Stupid leafs, either win or let Elliott get the shut out…
  • Oh SO Moss got cut because he didn't like the same food as other team mates…that makes sense…
  • hahaha sweet sign at the texas game "Cliff Lee struck out Chuck Norris…on two pitches…"
  • Next week in sporting news: Brad Childress fired for being dumb…
  • Can't wait to watch Arian Foster put up 43 points tomorrow night.
  • Thank god this is gonna be overturned and mendenhall is gonna run it in…
  • Thank god that wasn't to mike wallace
  • I LOVE it when San Fran gets me fantasy points in bundles…
  • Show up at ball hockey to find out the game was canceled and i didn't get a text, then smith vultures a td from gore…great day…
  • Gotta give it up for Matt Cain…
  • Ian Kinsler can't you hit it just a little bit harder?
  • So. Hung. Over.
  • Might actually watch the NBA opening day tomorrow…
  • Percy harvin, you are still a beast, even though this is gonna be overturned
  • Chris collinsworth wants to challenge every play
  • Screw john madden and his stupid video games
  • Fucking drew brees
  • "Its not everyday we go back to new york for a ryan fitzpatrick update"
  • Arod stares at strike 3, way to earn that money
  • Worrying works. 90% of the trhings I worry about never happen. - woody paige
  • Derek Jeter gets the first legit hit for the #yankees
  • There's my boy Greg Jennings
  • Suit up
  • has never pooped so much before in his life…
  • Terrible decisions made at dave and busters
  • I hate fantasy football.
  • let's go #Braves baseball…Lowe's looking good!
  • It boggles my mind that sean payton won a superbowl when he's calling a game this terribly
  • fucked by the skins and indy, otherwise i'd be perfect on the early games…
  • For all you sports fans out there, this is pretty funny (link)
  • In keeping in the spirit of baseball, pow this week is atlanta
  • oh baby alex gonzalez
  • (link)
  • alright Atlanta, time to shine.
  • Hello football my old friend
  • what go on
  • Are you ready for some fantasy football?!
  • No one cares about lebron james
  • R.I.P. Demon Drop
  • last twittered 4 months ago
  • wutup
  • jIH Hot rur crap je yImev neH DaqjaH Daqvum #klingon (translate: (link))
  • is 1-0 at curling, what up now
  • taking a poo
  • flight booked to miami wooorah
  • students vs. full timers. Let's do this.
  • man, people update their twitter often
  • with the hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping…they don't know what the jazz is all about…
  • hmmm…apparently if i world of warcraft her, she'll fuck my brains out…
  • baseball tonight YEYEAH
  • wants to buy a house but doesn't want to buy a house…
  • quit trying to force twitter language on us
  • loves to fucking golf
  • only updates twitter once every 21 days
  • is going to stop eating shitty food…HEALTH KICK…it will last probably til monday
  • wants his new computer
  • finds it funny that twitter tries to create buzz words on twitter by giving their definitions. I don't think I'll ever find a need to u …
  • has one day off…wohoo
  • still sick…why?
  • sick
  • would rather be bowling tonight
  • is one week and 3 simulation exams away from a fulltime job
  • is pretty content right now
  • is spiting anthony…
  • is so hard and explosive…
  • the autumn of john begins tonight!
  • is very very tired…
  • gone to cedar point, in ohio for a couple days
  • @Liam BIOS BIOS BIOS BIOS
  • is an alpha plus
  • sore elbow from so much baseball
  • wants to party on gin lane
  • is offering his service as a catcher of mice, all he requires is a small bowl of milk and dry food daily…
  • is effin tired…
  • enjoys his city slicker water.
  • i am enjoying a nice cold fudgesicle (pronounced fudgicle)…
  • @Liam i want that!
  • going to work at midnight!
  • BOWLING
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