about Johnny
Biography
Johnny's life was struck with tragedy at a very young age, his small hometown of Niagara Falls was attacked by marauding American raiders - his whole family were killed and his house was burnt too the ground. Johnny only survived by hiding himself away inside his fathers Goat shed. After the raiders left Johnny decided to dedicate his life to protecting the harsh Canadian border. Dressed head to toe in Royal red and blue now the whole of Canada can sleep tight knowing that Johnny Griven won't let anything past his borders - not drugs, not guns, not fruit and vegetables. Also in 2007 Johnny Griven won the prestigious title of Loudest Canadian, he will be going for the World Loudest in 2010. If Johnny could be any fictional character he would be Sponge Bob Square Pants as he likes the pants.
Twitter — What I have been twittering about lately
- #whydopeople always retweet the same message with a different trending hash tag
- Took the #raptors at +4.5 and they look terrible #gamblingproblems
- Just got chills from watching this again! #GIANTS http://t.co/3on9MbLL
- Girl last night "I shit ten times a day" #weirdo
- Pretty sure a gintini is just a martini made with gin
- I'm excited that I'm gonna get to hear about valentine's day non-stop for the next couple days #Sarcasm
- Tuesday night is the worst night to go to cold stone creamery holy 12 year olds
- Two episodes into #fridaynightlights and I can't see how I won't like this show #drama + #football = #awesome
- All I want to do is just get super hammered
- Look at the sweat on Jason pominville #allstardraft
- #allstardraft needs more friendly chirping
- Is it bad that I'm contemplating driving to the pen centre just to get a Charley's steak sub? #firstworldproblems
- Tim Thomas…the opposite of a team player and class act…
- BEST GUESS EVER http://t.co/7HC2nKhF
- #GIANTS
- Another intentional grounding not called against Brady! Ridiculous!
- Where's the intentional grounding call there? Brady Would get away with murder if it was on a football field
- Oh yeah run the ball all day #Patriots everyone has brady
- Even nfl superstars look at airplanes when they fly overhead
- http://t.co/jwMY5wZi
- Finally beat #manybricks #productiveworkday
- #Nicks #GIANTS #nice
- Holy #Sanfran
- Thats a bad call definitely not pass interference
- Gonna #merk some 14 year old kids to take my mind off things. #mw3
- Stole from my sister's friend off facebook, but it definitely made me #laughoutloud http://t.co/SBa3c4wP
- So lsu can't defend the flats?
- See ya strap…that's your new nickname strap #mrd
- Teeeeeeeeebow #tebowtime
- #flu
- Back from dc #tired
- God damn refs reviewing tds cost me 45 bucks
- #bpcliftonhill for the Sunday night ge if anyone wants to join
- WE HAVE A JAKE DELHOMME SIGHTING! #Texans
- Just sewed on my first button #nbd #kindofabigdeal #feelingmanly
- Was gonna do some serious cleaning today, so far, one load of laundry just put in the washer #notsopro
- Is anyone going anywhere to watch lesnar get knocked out tonight?
- Conversation at clancy's: tony romo is the best qb not named Aaron Rodgers, the response: have you ever heard of Tim tebow? #bothridiculous
- Gonna make out with 15 bitches on #nye #joeabbottswag
- Oh ya! Katy perry back on the market, I should give her a call
- Nothing to do today gonna be a relaxing day I think
- Another goal tonight setting the rookie scoring record #nobogdeal I got #joeabbottswag
- Jack Asstor's hooooorah #onionstraws #joeabbottswag
- Gonna get me some jack asstor's today #jacked
- Wish I had some of that #joeabbottswag
- All I wanna do is sleep
- Congrats drew brees #stud #mancrush
- Holy shit work is terrible right now #nostoppingshopping
- @Liam thanks for the books buddy merry prefab!!!
- Two good nights in a row Merry Christmas everyone! Many more to you and yours, I wish nothing but the best for you
