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Twitter — What I have been twittering about lately

• GUESS WHO GOT PRE-APPROVED FOR WAY TOO MUCH MORTGAGE.
• Dear Mortgage Dudes: PICK UP YOUR PHONES.
• Hey internet, what can I take to help with concentration? I can't focus on anything for more than ten seconds lately.
• Bruegger's changed their tea selection. Now I have to find a new acceptable regular sipper . :(
• Trader Joe's battered haddock makes for pretty good fish tacos. A+
• @ethan Answer: none.
• Poll: how many people know that Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles?
• Man, Google Chrome has gotten SO much better. Specifically, it doesn't crash anymore.
• I'm listening to homeless dudes talk politics. It's FASCINATING.
• This weekend, I work on ConnectWise/QuoteWerks integration. Anyone with pointers?
• I just saw a seagull sitting on a snowpile. My mind is blown.
• I'm in line at Walgreen's and Huey Lewis' "I Need A New Drug" is playing. Intentional?
• RELATED POLL: No Ordinary Love -or- Smooth Operator?
• POLL: should I use my $10 of iTunes credit to buy the new Sade album?
• POLL: what does Subway smell like?
• Hey. We've got a realtor.
• Goats: (link)
• I just got a Wisconsin state quarter and it made me lol. It features: a cow, a wheel of cheese, and a cob of corn. Brilliant!
• RECOMMEND: (link)
• (link)
• Pertinent: (link)
• And Buffy reruns at 9AM. WHO KNEW.
• My Name is Earl reruns are on at 8AM… who knew!
• What's the password?
• Time for the weekly matzofest!
• Going to visit the Clangers, brb. (link)
• Snow? Eff this noise.
• The song of the night is Trigger Cut by Pavement. ~fin~
• I have a Deee-lite song stuck in my head, and it's not "Groove is in the Heart". Odd, because I haven't heard it in yeeee ears.
• The iPad is the iPhone for the visually impaired.
• No Internet @ home for a couple of days. Also no oil. Fun.
• What word best communicates one level worse than "horrendous"?
• R.I.P. Gordon. You will forever remain next to PANDAPANDAPANDA in the fish-shaped section of my heart.
• LOL: (link)
• I checked in at Starbucks Coffee Company (1839 Chestnut St) on #Yelp (link)
• I refuse to believe Avatar is a decent movie.
• Thanks to the Golden Globes I now don't have to watch season four of Dexter to know John Lithgow did it!
• Cutting edge technology, for example: balloons.
• I just learned (thanks to Ms. Premium Steap) that first flush Darjeelings are awful this year. BEWARE.
• Anyone read any Achebe other than Things Fall Apart?
• Wait that's not what you meant by this, is it?
• Step three: video games CHECK.
• Step two: work work work CHECK.
• Tonight, step one: eat manicotti. CHECK.
• OF COURSE WE SING; WE'RE A GANG!
• Why don't more people talk about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Serious, it's one of the BEST SHOWS EVER CREATED.
• I am a matzo machine (link)
• Hey, we got a Wii. We're only three years late to the party!
• If you order something UPS 2nd day from Amazon and it doesn't arrive, is it grounds for a shipping refund?
• This seriously exists? (link) I think this has maybe gone A LITTLE too far.
• My sausage casings arrived today! Tomorrow's forecast: Partly sunny with SAUSAGE.
• I also need a recommendation on a source to start learning to cook Indian cuisine. Surely I can master this at home!
• I also need tips on how to make Matzo balls that don't get superdensechewy on the inside.
• I need a good darjeeling. Suggestions?
• 7. Hand-crafted tees, one cephalopotastic, and one featuring my ARCHNEMESIS, the squirrel.
• 6. More AJ Jacobs, who everyone should read.
• List, continued: Blu-ray player with NETFLIX streaming. Pretty stoked about that radness.
• Suki sits like people (link)
• Watching people play Rock Band is weeeeird.
• 4. A sausage grinder/stuffer. Oh yes, sausages will be made!
• 3. A cheeseburger wallet. Possibly the only upgrade path available from the bacon wallet.
• 2. The fanciest trimmer of beards I have ever seen. It SUCKS while it CUTS.
• Awesome things I got for C-mas (don't be offended if I don't list yours I PROBABLY FORGOT): 1. Scribblenauts.
• Spice India on #Yelp: Update! I ordered takeout for 8 for my C-mas dinner last night, and: 1. It was done EXACTLY … (link)
• Today = the mad scramble to finish EVERYTHING before tomorrow.
• There's an elderbug cold lampin', stone cold lampin' on my monitor. I've named him Flav.
• Yo, world, listen: This Stright No Chaser bullshit is bullshit. Stop telling me I HAVE TO HEAR IT.
• Best Captcha Ever! (link)
• Blizzard: DODGED.
• Philly, I like you lots once I'm in you. Can you sort out the whole
• traffic thing, though? Thanks! Joyeux No?l, Ethan
• BBC News - Octopus snatches coconut and runs (link) — I bet that next they're going to move onto land and learn to shoot rocks.
• My evening: laundry, dishes, couch with the cat, dinner, being cold, wishing I had bleu cheese, thinking xmas, Dr. Who throughout.
• From now on, when the sign says "bridge may be icy", I will believe it.
• Dear world: if I ever run a place which advertises free wifi, I promise it will: work, have no silly firewall and ToS, and not run at 1kbps.
• This dude at Starbucks (who sounds like Sammy Davis, Jr.) told me there's REEFER in the Joy tea. REEFER!
• Anyone have a recommend on a specific model of DVD scratch repair/cleaner thingus? Netflix warrants use of one.
• I'm enjoying this snow, now that we're off the turnpike. The bushes look XMASSY.
• Netflix guesses I would like Red Dawn 3.4 stars… they clearly don't know me AT ALL.
• Dear Netflix: why are Voltron volumes 3-9 available for streaming, but not SERIES 1. I want to get my fix from the beginning!
• Only one day of no work left. Making pozole to drown my sorrow.
• Oh I feel so dirty, but I really would like a new Macbook Pro.
• Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: (link)
• Xmas decoratin'. No work til' Thursday!
• Everyone looks better with a beard (link)
• (link)
• I encourage everyone to make at least one hand turkey this holiday season. I'm about to get on this!
• Last night I realized the secret to singing in the style of Robert Smith. Just sound really REALLY worried. Try it yourself!
• This marathon is harshing my gig, man.
• Nerf apparently makes SWORDS now.
• There are so many awesome Lego products this holiday season… and all so expensive. (link) (link)
• MTV 'Remote Control' host Ken Ober dies - (link) (link) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• The general manager of my company, and a coworker, just showed up at the office to "pray around the building". I wish I were joking.
• God, I forgot how good Morphine was. The band.
• I love finding an open access point when Starbucks wants me to pay. DAMN THE MAN.
• I have discovered my first not-really-good Quorn product, and its name is "Chipotle franks".
• Is it pretty much assumed that after two years of use, a pizza stone is going to be stained and charred in spots and never get fully clean?
• @Liam does that mean it's time for ham on roll?
• I've been rating movies on Netflix for about half an hour, but it doesn't seem to be getting any more accurate.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Smiths - 12. (link)
• I FINALLY found a tea at Starbucks that I actually like!
• @Jon I don't fully understand it. Are we supposed to follow people others follow just because they follow them? THE LOGIC IS NOT STRONG.
• It's funny because it's true! RT @Liam: I generally find xkcd amusing but (link) made me laugh loads.
• Tonight: watching Afro-Punk (thanks Netflix streaming), doing work, missing my BOO, eating Quorn.
• QUORN YOU ARE MAGIC.
• Lunch was at Mama's Vegetarian today. If only lunch every day was at Mama's Vegetarian.
• I suppose I'll forgive this place for the Walkin' In Memphis last week, because Pale Blue Eyes is on. BUT I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Comet Gain - 11. Chainsaw Agent - 7. ethan ace - 1. (link)
• SERIOUSLY. Why sixty cents?!
• I feel bad saying no to bums. Even this dude that just now smelled like whiskey and had three teeth. What's with people asking for 60 cents?
• Someone approved this ornament for sale (link)
• Well, this is convienient: the PHILADELPHIA PHILOSOPHY GROUP is meeting at this Starbucks. Right now!
• The last song I heard this morning was fucking CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE. So now it's the only song I can hear. Not okay.
• Dear woman I just gave wrong directions to: I'm sorry and I hope you realized Walnut was another block up when I said, "It's right there."
• Worst part about this cafe: I hear Walking In Memphis EVERY WEEK.
• I'd rather be playing banjo.
• Almost 8 o'clock and no one in the city has accosted me yet!
• I have seven Google Wave invites. Don't ask me what it does, because I sure as shit don't know, but let me know if you want one.
• I'm making Quorn Turk'y marsala, and it tastes effing delightful.
• Two things wrong here: (link)
• SERIOUSLY, these people are singing along to that HAD A BAD DAY shitty song. Daniel Powter maybe?
• Where can I go that has free wi-fi and decent tea, but no hipsters or students? Other than my house.
• I gave half a pita to a dude, and let an Italian use my laptop. I'M SO DAMN NICE.
• WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT CAPT. LOU?
• @Liam I'm not sure how this is possible.
• "Every man she has ever loved… has died in a fire."
• You know what needs to make a comeback? DIRIGIBLES.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: DJ Shadow - 6. (link)
• I wish we had nap hotels.
• You know, I always figured free wi-fi was easier to find than this. Especially in the city.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Ol' Dirty Bastard - 3. My Teenage Stride - 3. Nas - 3. (link)
• I'm finding myself with a lot of Philly free time these days.
• I'm working on a POWERPOINT. WTF, Ethan. WTF.
• I want to watch Conan the Barbarian and zone out tonight. YES.
• Holy crow, there's a MONORAIL here! Why did I not park further away?
• ball of Suki (link)
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Hans Reichel - 13. ye ren trio - 7. Mount Eerie - 5. (link)
• Fundamental difference between Bethlehem and Whitehall: these neighbors actually INVITED ME TO THE BLOCK PARTY. Without scowls.
• Well, it's a good thing this car was free. Otherwise, I'd be spending too much money to fix the fucker.
• ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz.
• My trip to LA is complete. I just saw Ed Begley at the airport.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Boyracer - 19. (link)
• HELLO L.A. SUP. My coworker just asked me to go to the LBC and get some chronic. Chances are I won't.
• In 24 hours, I'll be in Anaheim. How did this happen?!
• Man, why didn't I listen to the "new" Clinic album before now? This is grrrrrrrrreat!
• I'm at 16th and Chestnut in Philly with two hours to kill. What do I do?!
• Man this long weekend is shorter than most short weekends.
• Inglourious Basterds is TOTALLY MEH. I might give it 2.5/4 if I'm feeling generous. I'm not!
• Apparently I'm sitting on 22 because of a war protest?
• remembered to buy cilantro for this yellow tomato salsa, yet I forgot to purchase a medium with which to transport it to my mouth.
• Sonic Youth signature Fender Jazzmasters? Weird.
• Suki going to work on the scratchyhump (link)
• Neither the Bowers Hot Pepper Festival NOR the Pocono Garlic Festival sound very exciting. Sad.
• Today is not a super day. Gastrointestinal system, HEAL THYSELF!
• I want to go to sleep, but Malcolm X is on. Who can sleep when Malcolm X is on?!
• People realize they're supposed to turn their high beams off when approaching another car at night, right?
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Jay-Z - 1. (link)
• @Liam Wut?
• SUKI HAS LEARNED THAT THIS NEW SCRATCHY THING IS A TOY. Success, Jaclyn, success!
• But seriously, who plants hostas in baskets? WTF, man.
• Note to landlords: don't put hostas in hanging peat moss baskets. Two really really hot, dry days will wreak havoc on them.
• Suki and I are BORED.
• (Suki can't actually read this.)
• It's just you and me, Suki, for the next 10 days. PARTY.
• TOP GEAR TOP GEAR TOP GEAR.
• Hey, we now have a dining room table. Also: kitchen table.
• I want to go mushrooming, but all the forays are two hours away!
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Peter Gabriel - 1. Nick Drake - 1. A Certain Ratio - 1. (link)
• Early to bed, early to rise, early to drive to Philly, early to get to Ikea before the MOBS, hopefully.
• Someone just said "seven layers" in this meeting and now I want Taco Bell. :(
• This company is getting kinda weird, man. Apparently we're only supposed to eat in company-sanctioned areas?
• I've started using tahini instead of peanut butter on just about anything. Yes, I ate it on my ice cream tonight. It was EFFIN' GOOD.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: My Teenage Stride - 2. The Chameleons - 2. Joy Division - 2. (link)
• ALERT ALERT. One of my coworkers just peed and failed to wash his hands. Better be careful whose hand I shake.
• Goals this week: cook more, organize desk at work, organize home office.
• Note to self: stop leaving work at the very beginning of rush hour.
• @Liam Did you say AYE
• Curry burgers, office organizin', general chillin'. (I won't lie, I'll be watching the Daisy of Love finale.)
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Smiths - 27. The Fluid - 14. 999 - 12. (link)
• Busy Saturday is busy.
• The Chameleons are strangely comforting to listen to when nursing an KILLER STOMACHACHE.
• Sunday will be full of projects.
• I work with people who think that climate change is a liberal myth. WEEP FOR ME.
• Johnny Got His Gun is a weird film to watch before bed.
• Suki in her usual position (link)
• CHILI.
• MATTRESS.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Frank Black - 11. The Smiths - 2. (link)
• Today's milestone: Suki finally pooped in the basement.
• WTF, did I say Bikini Girl? I meant fucking BIKINI KILL. Gosh, Ethan, stop typing and listening at the same time.
• Hearing Bikini Girl at work is always a bit odd.
• This first day back to work was a fine howdoyoudo.
• Move-in weekend is nearly over! Work is going to be painful tomorrow.
• I may only are The Shack ONCE MORE. Farewell, sweet hovel! May mice not eat too much more of you.
• Moving : the aftermath. (link)
• I just found a hidden safe in the basement. WTF.
• Time to start unpacking, when all I wanna do is sleep!
• IMMENSELY TIRED but mostly moved.
• I'll have pictures of Haus 2.0 (what I'm calling my new house) tomorrow I think. Also measurements. Will I CAD a floorplan? PROBABLY.
• Oh, coworkers. Why can't we just solve disputes IN THE RING.
• Part of me is going to miss the laundromat. A very SMALL part.
• I don't want to do any of the work I have to do. This isn't good.
• How do I end up watching So You Think You Can Dance every week? I don't like it. I don't plan to see it. It just appears.
• Tonight: Rye rotini (where'd I get this?), roasted tomatoes, cannellini, ripe olives, a lil' parm. A+ CUPBOARD CLEAN.
• For the next three weeks, while alone on weeknights, I will eat only things that are in my freezer/cupboards. Not moving 18 lbs. of pasta!
• Coming back to work was a mistake!
• HOOOO BOY, I just realized a tree nearly killed my car this morning, thanks to our lovely storms.
• A day off work used to mean the Price is Right, but 1) I can't find CBS on my TV, and 2) Drew Carey, ehhhhhhh.
• Turning 30 was pretty okay. I kayaked for FOUR HOURS.
• I'm thirty in two hours.
• Off to see the fam today. I'll cut them if they sing happy birthday.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: killed by 9V batteries - 34. Hans Reichel - 6. 31knots - 1. (link)
• I always knew I'd one day forget my shirts at the laundromat.
• David Carradine :(
• I can't speak well anymore. I keep mixing getting tongue-tied! ALL THE TIME. Must be old age.
• I wonder if we'll be moved in for the fourth of July. That couple better get they asses out my house.
• Not really my life, just a good percentage of my income.
• I just received my lease. HOoooleeee sheeeyit signing my life away.
• What a weird couple of days.
• @Liam Maybe the 4th of July. We can buy illegal fireworks!
• Holy shit I have a new home.
• Ok, two nice houses, one nice landlord, and one application delivered. We'll find out by Tuesday.
• @ethan Ok yeah. Two nice houses, one nice landlord.
• Two houses to look at today. Not amazingly enthused by either, but maybe they'll surprise us!
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: killed by 9V batteries - 6. (link)
• That house was kinda beat. A lot of inside space, but no front door, only a big ol' car port. AND KIDS EVERYWHERE.
• Goin' to look at a haus in Nazareth in 90 minutes. BACK ON THE HORSE.
• Ok, I'm ready to talk about it. By "Fuck", I mean Mr. Landlord SOLD THE HOUSE this morning, instead of rentin'.
• Fuck.
• Frankly, Mr. Shankly was not waking me up properly. Tomorrow my alarm will be POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
• Drive-in season is wasted when there are no good movies in.
• Note: If you mention the word "landlord" around here, you will be followed by no less than five realtors within 24 hours.
• Well, meeting the ol' landlord was okay, if by okay you mean weird, but seemed kinda good? We'll know on Friday.
• In four hours, we meet with what I hope is our future landlord. PRAY. Or think good thoughts or something if you don't pray.
• All I want is to laptop in bed in the dark while I get sleepy, and mamajammin' huge moths keep attacking my screen. By huge I mean small.
• OKAY FINAL CORRECTION: lentil burgers NOW. And potato salad and sour cream and chive turnip mash. A+++!
• Ok correction, lentil burgers TONIGHT. Sunshine Cleaning is A+, by the way.
• Also fuck all y'all*, Terminator: Salvation was ENJOYABLE. *By all y'all, I mean the boo-hooey fans and critics. Not literally ALL Y …
• About the first quarter of Star Trek is PAINFUL. It gets better, I guess. Quinto is the star.
• Lentil burgers TO GO, off to the drive-in!
• All we seem able to do today is sleep.
• I just wrote a job description. WEIRD.
• I want to make every sound and ringtone on my new phone something by The Smiths.
• A mediocre bowl of pozole is still superior to almost any other soup challenger! FACT.
• Work gives me new laptop today, new phone tomorrow… this better not mean no raises later on.
• i think i'm going to listen to RECORDS tonight. it's been awhile.
• Off to look at house number ONE! 3BR 1800s farmhaus with mucho parking and garage, even. NEAR THE RICHIES.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Ninja Death Squad - 23. (link)
• 11PM Friday means TIME FOR BED. Tomorrow will require my attention.
• I just managed to avoid 20 minutes of laundry boredom by taking pictures of pavement. I THINK ITS GEOMETRY IS INTERESTING OK.
• I just want some people to RETURN MY CALLS. It's too much to ask of REALTORS AND LESSORS, I guess.
• Hot dogs and polenta: is this a weird dinner?
• I talked to my old boss this morning. He drops more eff bombs now than EVER BEFORE.
• Bakin' bread. Reorganizin' haus. Wishin' for more wall art and somewhere for cookbooks.
• Today: WOLVERINE SNIKT SNIKT. And picnicking.
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Follow Fashion Monkeys - 2. R.E.M. - 1. Digable Planets - 1. (link)
• Punchy just ATTACKED us.
• I finally saw Notorious! It was passable.
• What's your favorite name-brand fake meat product? Mine is this Morningstar Farms BBQ RIBLET OH SWEET JESUS GOOD.
• Guess who's stuffing sweaters into space bags!
• Also, why isn't The Wonder Years on DVD yet?
• My boss let's me know at 5PM that I need to run a meeting tomorrow. Lovely. If I bring bagels, do you think I need to do anything else?
• FIVE. FIVE PIECES OF MAIL.
• GUESSING GAME! How many pieces of my mail will be sitting drenched on my doorstep when I get home?
• This morning I heard Rainy Days & Mondays AND Manic Monday!
• Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Follow Fashion Monkeys - 3. Xiu Xiu - 3. Thee More Shallows - 1. (link)
• I'm drinking Tang for a MEGADOSE of vitamin C! Gotta be prepared to fight the swine flu! DELICIOUSLY.
• listening to "Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect - The Decemberists" ? (link)
• Oh god this is making me weirdly nostalgic. ? (link)
• Nothing ever compared to early Xiu Xiu ever again. ? (link)
• My Absolutely Kosher tee still survives! ? (link)
• listening to "Tripoli - Pinback" ? (link)
• I used to want to make music like the beginning of this. And the rest of it, too, I guess. ? (link)
• Remember when mailordering 7" singles was FUN? ? (link)
• Tonight, let's travel through my indie past. FANTASTIC VOYAGE. ? (link)
• I'm thinking of putting in extra time tonight to avoid the HEATWAVE outside. This brotha hasn't put in his air conditioner yet.
• I've added (link). Tweets weekly stats from #lastfm. (link)
• Comet Gain helps me sleeeeep. ? (link)
• I just retrieved my headphones from a coworker because the (not-so-) new guy's ramblings were driving me fucking nuts.
• This is one of my favorite songs EVER. ? (link)
• listening to "Karen Revisited - Sonic Youth" ? (link)
• Listen to my station on (link)! (link)
• Hearing 90's Blondie on the radio makes me uncomfortably nostalgic.
• Cleaning my bookmarks feels ridiculously good.
• Kick out the jams? WE DONE KICKED'EM OUT.
• It smells like a garlic farm in this office. The culprit is apparently GUACAMOLE. This seems unnecessary.
• Man, these eight-dollar thrift shoes are rubbing me the wrong way.
• Dear vegans: It's cool if you make tempeh Reubens. I want to make them, too. But stop putting tomato and onion and LETTUCE on them. LORD.
• NO ONE RESPECTS THE COMMA ANYMORE.
• I've somehow gone from working to looking at cooktops and pretending to work. And ovens. That I'll never afford. :((((
• I just decided to listen to my (link) radio, and the first thing to come on was Cypress Hill. I'm not sure what this says about me.
• WORK MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER.
• WATCHMEN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE. It's nearly enough to make me boycott DC. Nearly.
• Ok, not pancakes. Still Watchmen, though. Then HOME DEPOT.
• Watchmen later. For now, pancakes?
• I remember when I used to be good at sleeping.
• Someone bring me a cheesesteak.
• My electric wok gave up the ghost. No more stir fries for a hot minute, I guess.
• This History Channel show about gangs hooks me in EVERY TIME. Tonight: The Pagans MC!
• Some dude at the grocery store apparently thinks I am some "big gourmet chef in New York City". Mario Batali?
• The ratio of white to non-white in the audience at Kanye's VH1 Storytellers is kind of offputting.
• Demetri Martin was only funny as a Crazy Doggg.
• My goal this week: 44 hours worked. Downhill, man, downhill.
• Does anyone know anything about building tube amps? I'm sick of fiddling with surround sound, and I know how to solder.
• I have joined the sick party. I brought udon and Gojira to this party, though!
• Can anyone explain the appeal of Questionable Content to me? Anyone at aaallll??
• I'm going to make things out of lentils and listen to Clinic. It's the best I can do on a Monday night.
• My to-do list is looooooooong ass.
• I don't want to get out of bed until we go see The Reader this afternoon.
• FINALLY, The Wrestler is playing here. BBL.
• Good lord the new guy is SO SLOW. This is going down on his PERMANENT RECORD.
• You wouldn't think a launderette with eight dryers running would be REALLY COLD, but damn, son.
• It's hard to plan a garden when your whole yard is covered in snow. MY CANVAS IS BLANKER THAN I'D LIKE.
• I want to bake a cake tonight, but a brotha's gotta do laundry sometime, I suppose.
• My boss just said, "The crux of the matter of the topic of discussion." Mind blown.
• My boringness is directly proportionate to how busy I am at work. Sux.
• Well, this day didn't end well.
• My landlord just asked if I wanted to move to another one of their houses. I guess I need to make a pros/cons list tonight.
• At least I only have a two mile commute.
• I have been neglecting you, internet. I have to be all business this week.
• But shit this cake is good.
• I will not eat half a cake today. I will not eat half a cake today. I will not eat half a cake today. I will not eat half a cake today.
• Frost/Nixon matinee what what. I'm sorry Biggie, maybe next time.
• Today is a blur. Tomorrow better be slo-mo.
• I need to stop waiting til Thursday night to do eeeeeeverythinggggg.
• I just want it to be lunchtime. Lentil loaf and aloo gobi will make things right again.
• I feel kind of weird about this doctor examining my junk. I hope he and my uncle don't discuss my ween while biking.
• I have my first doctor's appointment in 14 years tomorrow. Wow?
• I made it a day without injury! Unless these lentils have DEVIOUS PLANS that I am not aware of, I'm safe.
• The past 36 hours have been dangerous and INJURIOUS.
• Either winter needs to stop or I need to start cross-country skiing to work. I won't rear-end people on skis (probably).
• This week is not being good to me so far.
• WHO WANTS POTATO SOUP AND HOT DOGS?
• Paul Blart, you could've been something. Something other than HORRIBLE MOVIE.
• My chefly mojo is clearly somewhere else tonight. Balsamic citrus glaze was meh. Turnips and sweet potatoes were meh and almost burnt. WOE.
• Note to self: stop leaving liquid laundry detergent in the car during cold snaps.
• Oh hey I just got a raise.
• I wish I had a cwoissant.
• I wish I had good turkey and bread, because I just realized I have nuff cranberry sauce to make lots of delicious sandwiches.
• My moms makes pumpkin waffles THE ONE THXGIVING I'M NOT THERE. WTF Moms.
• WE are the music makers, and WE are the dreamers of dreams.
• ENCHILADAS HERE I COME.
• One meeting-filled day and then it's off to the B Western. And THEN it's FIESTA TIME.
• I heart 3PM projects needed by 10AM next day. NO I DON'T.
• What goes into a good pozole?
• STORM CHASERS IS TOO INTENSE.
• My matzo balls are DRY! How do I remedy this?
• I need more designy-minded friends.
• What the EFF. Lehigh Valley traffic is ridiculous.
• I wish there were an old Mehicano woman selling churros on my corner.
• I'm not very good at sleeping, lately. I used to have mad sleep skills!
• Tonight, there is just the chicken salad.
• Tonight, I am working and listening to Fugazi. ALL NIGHT. There may also be chicken salad sandwiches.
• I found some big ol' long white hairs in my beard this morning. AWESOME! You can call me the Silver Fox.
• today: 1. wake up at 4AM to mouse in bedroom. 2. 6 minute commute becomes thirty. 3. fall asleep at work all morning. BOSS.
• Oh lord, does Ethan have to smack a Republican? The office is filled with neocons and oldcons.
• Hey my state voted right, for once!
• Please god let the black man win. Whitey has done enough in the White House.
• Man, why didn't I rehide my spare key? At least now I know which window to crawl through.
• WIN.
• only one strike away!
• two outs away…!
• A four-day weekend sounds awesome right now. Wrapping up loose work ends does not.
• Shorin' up the shack for winter. FU JACK FROST.
• I wonder if she feels like seein' a Western…
• I want a ukulele. I'll play it on breaks at work, and the office will love/hate me.
• It's kinda cold without you here.
• I'm playing chess against myself. Black is winning.
• NEW SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM IN OCTOBER. OH SHIT YES.
• Also, $2.50 local APA, and a free glass? Today is not as bad as it could've been.
• At work on a Saturday, but Public Enemy helps..
• Dangers of living in 18th-century shack, #6080: my bed is half an inch out of level. I'm going to fall off, I know it.
• Burn After Reading is a big giant ball of fantastic favorite film candidateness.
• I wish I had more to discuss than being 1. tired, 2. at work.
• I used to have free time.
• Would anyone like to start a mycological club with me? I promise to taste second, every time.
• Plus: Getting a window office in a week. Minus: Whole company is moving, anyway, and my drive time will increase BY FOUR MINUTES.
• I'm getting my own full-blown department, it seems. Managerethan?
• Window office, what what!
• I want souvlaki. Lots of.
• The monte cristo is a truly truly magical sammich.
• jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey jersey.
• I don't want to wait 24 more WHOLE HOURS to chalk up my fridge and start drawing like a kid.
• The fridge is very grey. I need to work on non-fridge redesign, now.
• I'm about to paint the FUCK out of this fridge.
• I demand chimichurris every day. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
• Paint the fridge? A) Green chalkboard. B) White markerboard.
• I wonder why I never liked Reno 911 before. It fills the 6:30PM TV void nicely.
• I'm late for work, but I'll be damned if I'm not taking the time to spell 'time' right.
• I'm late for work, but I'll be damned if I'm not taking the tim to eat these Cocoa Krispies.
• Le Shackottage needs redecorating. Or a decorating upgrade, rather.
• Classique Cypress Hill is the soundtrack to tomato soup cookery tonight. Str8 ghettOH!.
• I just got a 10% raise. Time to buy that taco I've had my eye on.
• Lunchtime and delicious pozole are still twenty EVIL minutes away. It's a good thing my granola was extra-large.
• I picked my first chile tonight. This emmereffer is emmereffin' hot as a emmereffer.
• I need new Palm OS games to play on the toilet. My work bathroom breaks need that extra something.
• I need a granola bar recipe.
• I'm going to turn into a giant pistachio. This would be awesome? Y/N?
• @Jon because you live in england.
• ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI.
• The Day The Earth Stood Still is remade… Keanu stars. I cry.
• @Liam I'll meet you on Gin Lane. Look for me between the corpse and Napoleon.
• I have FIVE HOURS of meetings today. Internets, I miss you.
• Where in blazes is UPS? I'm way too stupid excited for a brand new PAPER TOWEL HOLDER.
• Send Me An Angel is on the radio right now, and I'm still at work. One of these things is wrong. WHICH?